why not just tell the guy to stand across the room and try to get it in her mouth 'field goal' style?
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why not just tell the guy to stand across the room and try to get it in her mouth 'field goal' style?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#000000"><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">Originally posted by zelazny:
i more or less meant that you keep it in your mouth and try to get the stuff 'in' your cheeks, so it won't get squirted down your throat.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
LOL... fat chance....
what keeps things from being swallowed is....
YOUR TONGUE!
which doesn't really help when you have a dick in your mouth.
so now that we have come full circle....
Never thought that giving a blowjob was that hard.
Oh come now. You know when a guy is ready to cum he stops all movement right at that exact point and time and if you just put the head at the tip of your lips.... the rest gets deposited usually way past your tongue and taste buds. I mean if you cant shoot it that far maybe you should see a doc. Besides you don't have to swallow. HEll at that point in time you could spit it on the brand new carpet and we wouldn't give a rats ass.
But besides that point. I just said finish what you started how I could really care less. The big grand finally of swallowing is always worth and extra 1000 points and the favor returned full course. But if you prefer not to then just say something and at the moment we are close enough to that point we will let you know and you can find some other simple way to finish it say ummmmm with your hand would work. Can you say PEARL NECKLACE... there I knew you could.
Or are we gonna here how it is all slimmy and runs down your neck and gets in your hair blaa blaa blaa.
I mean if we have to put up with red wings come on throw me a bone here. It isn't like we don't sometimes go the extra mile too.
i have no problem with it anywhere on my body
in fact, i encourage it [img]redface.gif[/img]
er......... maybe i shouldn't hit ADD REPLY
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH but seriously *** grins at Zela for causing trouble*** TG here is you a guide to go by for foods.
Refridge after Open??
The bad thing is, i was actually thinking that one : just leave the head at the moment supreme.
And the problem with 'trading' sex, i dunno, i'd get the idea i'm at a market, instead of in bed with a woman i like.
http://www.dewa.com/animated/new3/a-phone.gif
HELLO 911 what is your emergency?
Ummmm ya we found this guys flipped over in front of his computer. He looks to be in shock!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#000000"><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">Originally posted by shatzy:
i have no problem with it anywhere on my body
in fact, i encourage it [img]redface.gif[/img]
er......... maybe i shouldn't hit ADD REPLY</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
I missed this one when i read this thread... now i've read it... dial 911 again cya?
"WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
(Allthough i'd probably keep it out of your hair if i was you)
*remains in shock*